reasons for yay-ing:
1) no school tomorrow
2) EXCAPADE!
3) holidays in 2weeks
4) ...............
Figures.
anyway. school this week wasnt anything special. tests, tests and more tests. surprisingly i scored 28/30 for my amaths. AHHAHA! yay yay!
Thinking about thursday makes me mad. PFFT. Jon was practically SALIVATING when he ordered. but thennn, stupid jolibee made us wait for 45mins in the squash court for our food. after most of us went back, the dude called me and asked 'WHERE ARE YOU? *pants*' i was like 'wth? I ALREADY CANCELLED THE ORDER. PSH!' *hangs up*
yeah well, he deserved it. (:
on saturday, i had this straaaaaange want of staying back. so i did, and i had jolibeeee! <3 Since they got the food here on time, i shall forgive you. aww~
Okay so. I shall end this post with something random :D
HOW TO ORDER PIZZA.
1. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
2. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
3. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
4. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
5. Change your accent every three seconds.
6. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
7. Imitate the order taker's voice.
8. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
9. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
10. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
11. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
-hann(:
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